|It's the shot that counts|
But there are times when such a laissez-faire attitude borders on foolishness, such as when a normally-nocturnal animal spends all day digging up the yard. Every day for a week. The girls are terrified of said animal, which is fine, because I don't want them playing with it anyway. And apparently armadillos are invisible to dogs, or so my own would have me believe. But wild animals that act oddly are too often sick, and I don't want critters passing anything to my critters, two-legged or four.
So as is my habit, I tried to convince him to leave in a non-lethal manner first: I threw a trash can at him. That seemed to keep him away for about a day. Then I hit him with a stick. That was good for two days. But when he wandered out early this afternoon I figured it was time to bring out the hardware. The hardware in this case being my new Springfield XDS in 45ACP.
Now, I don't know if you've seen an armadillo in real life*, but they have really tiny heads. And the Lovely and Gracious sent me an article this week about a guy who was injured when his bullet ricocheted off an armadillo's mithril armor. So maybe I was a little bit intimated by the idea of doing him in with a handgun. But still, I should have been able to kill him with 5 shots, and I thought I hit him at least twice. When he scurried back under the cabin and I figured I'd seen** the last of him.
So imagine my surprise when the girls and I came in from fishing to find said armadillo walking in circles in the driveway. While they screamed and ran into the house, I set the crappie bucket down and went for the old standby - the 22 Hornet.
Two lessons learned:
- Despite what you might have read, an armadillo's hide is not tough enough to stop a high-powered 224.
- I need to get to the range in a bad way, since the XDS is my "carry" gun.
On a totally unrelated note, Good Hater will be free tomorrow thru Tuesday, so if you haven't read it and want to, here's your chance.
* I had never seen a live one before this guy showed up.
** But not smelled. There's no way to get the carcass out from under there.